Thanks for the reply O and Congrats on the Freshly Pressed btw. Annual funeral parties…. this s funny, btw.:). When you are done with your list, it would be great if you share the link here – I want to know every way to make a funeral fun. A lot of people do wedding rehearsals, so a funeral rehearsal shouln’t look too weird. Thank you! This was a Freshly Pressed lotto win… but you are right, there was a #10 with Nutella in it. I plan on having a private affair. My family used to own a casket store and we would deliver them to the funeral home. 6) Attach “Hello, my name is…” sticker to your pajamas. You need a sign: “If the coffin’s rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’!”. title? Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your account. I told him that I want my ashes to be scattered in the Pacific Ocean. I’ve been inspired! I love these ideas! I can’t believe people could be so witty! For own epitaph, I’d want to carve out in stone “Will be back in half an hour.”h. I won’t be there will I!? Maybe. High quality Funny Funeral Director gifts and merchandise. All you have to do is write five suggestions along with a link back to your site. Presenting someone with a coffin while they still alive is very bad manners , aha I do agree, very bad etiquette indeed , As I plan on being cremated, sadly most of these won’t apply to me. , Hahahaha. Imagine their fear if they actually HAVE TO break the glass. But in the comments, there were suggestions for cremations too. When my husband died at the age of 35, we played the Linus and Lucy song from Charlie Brown as the processional and served Cheez Its. If this a plan to make your funeral appear fun in comparison to the background? , this is awesome!! I mean, funerals should celebrate lives too, You can’t take the fun outta FUNeral. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. So I am guessing that you’d want your friends to give sarcastic eulogies as well, right? ^^ Nice entry. You might glance at Yahoo’s front My sister is having a fancy dress funeral, she already knows I have my costume sorted. I think it would be very dramatic. Reblogged this on Paparazzi and commented: Spike Milligan, the British comedian, has the best Epitaph – I told you I was ill. #11: Pay said friend double to update facebook status saying “There’s good wifi up here” or something of that nature. You could do all things at once: you can put some ashes into fireworks, scatter some of it over the Pacific (and all other oceans if you’d like), and launch some into space. WHYYYY? Funerals are generally thought of as glum and solemn affairs, but it doesn’t always have to be that way. Wonderful ideas! This is wrong on so many levels. When my Mum was arranging her funeral she was chatting to the Funeral Director and said: ‘Will there be room in the church for my wheelchair?’ The Funeral Director looked a little uncomfortable until Mum blurted out: ‘Oh! You can take it even further by having someone in attendance pretend to take part in those conversations. 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Or possibly circus clown pallbearers, who will promptly carry me into a tiny little hearse that looks like it couldn’t possibly fit my (unbeknownst to the crowd) spring-loaded coffin. Best thing I could think of was just not go to it. but wha da hey: I’m going as Winona Ryder’s character from Beetlejuice And I recently got a pair of red footie fox pajamas for Christmas, so I’m good to go! Is it wrong to thank you for the comment? A coffin that rocks! :D but I think that’s fun. that’s two more hours of experience than I have. Thank you! I’d like ” Going Underground” by The Jam played at my funeral please. You could have the Tetris theme playing when lowered into the ground. Is it ok if my suggestions wouldn’t be serious?, 11) Put an camera inside that will auto-snap photos of people peeking into the coffin. Instead of number 7, I would just have a recorder saying ‘Hello? Now to make a list of funny things to do for a cremation. thanx, but, i’ve axually (un4t-u-nately?) You’ve obviously never been to a funeral in Germany! The life of a funeral director summed up in one gif, 36 Hilarious Mortician Humor Memes » Urns | Online, Christmas in Heaven Poems, Ornaments, & Memorial Ideas, Traumatic Grief: 10 Things to Know About World-Shattering Loss. well, they’ll forget whatever happened after they got drunk…but they’ll never forget that I offered them free beer even after I was dead! CafePress brings your passions to life with the perfect item for every … You’d have to organize and hold a look-alike contest, pick the winner, pay the prize, train the look-alike… That’s way too much hassle. This joke was brought to you by I specifically intended for this to be only kind of funny, because the funerals aren’t supposed to be funny at all. BEST … I wonder if that was in your will if it would actually happen, This post IS my will. I see what you’re saying now. lol. I appreciate it -Melinda. This could be almost as difficult as forcing an existent teenager to do something. I can’t decide between 4 and 5. interesting. Super tight and all. As you may have guessed, I would choose to celebrate life. It would be most fitting that I arise during the rapture from the place that I know will do me in. Exactly! butcha know what, now that yoove mentshund it …. I think the grim reaper should be a little more active and ask people about their health and their plans. Auto upload to Flickr through wireless connection and projected straight to another big screen nearby where all other visitors are sitting /waiting (after they already had their peeks…). ( Log Out /  There. im only 23 but aready started to plan somthing like this… thanx for the great ideas! Nice post. I may have to have my funeral before I die, just so I can enjoy it too. He knew how to make an exit! Create a free website or blog at Thank you for the smiles. Tumblr, Google+, Facebook, and our sister company on Pinterest. its so dark in here. Reblogged this on Always Read the Italics. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. Only those people I see and spend quality time with more than 2x’s month will be attending., Hello thank you for even reading this your the first i’am sorry i hate to ask but my sis made this new page and it is not getting meany likes so if you could plz go and like it for her it would mean a lot to her thank you if you do or don’t Cheers to you! If you don’t like Romney/Ryan, you can always use Obama/Biden sticker instead. this, what if you were to write a killer post | Ahhsome, 8 Other Disappointing Moments In The Game Of Thrones Finale. I love the “Do Not Disturb” sign idea. Unless you are planning to live forever, you may want to give some passing thought to your funeral. Especially the pajama part. I love a good scare, epsecially if they think it’s me back from the dead to scare them. It would be a little more expensive if you actually want them to come and perform the song live. Those were my thoughts exactly! Sorry, your blog cannot share posts by email. Funerals are generally thought of as glum and solemn affairs, but it doesn't always have to be that way. ~d. Erin. Let’s up the dancer count to four! Just my opinion, it could make your blog a little bit more interesting. Normally, I’d make it an even 10 suggestions, but then your funeral could become so much fun that your friends will start looking forward to it. But please try to keep your friends expectation low. This. Discount does not apply to Bulk Orders, fulfillment products, or products that begin with 030. LMAO! Thank you! In the vein of keeping things light, and recognizing that the human race has long used humor as a valuable form of expression relating to all stages and walks of life, here are 20 Funeral … I did have a friend once who wished to be eaten at her funeral. Thanks! This is really hilarious. See more ideas about Funeral, Ads, Cemeteries. Congratulations for being Freshly Pressed. Reblogged this on Margaret Langstaff and commented: If my coffin is rocking, that probably means that I left my cell phone on Vibrate. Offer valid online at only, cannot be combined with any other coupons or promotions, and may change, be modified or cancelled at any time without notice.